Obama Drone Strikes Pizza Delivery Guy After Being Late With His Order
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Trump Offers Bill Barr Bucket Of Fried Chicken To Retract Presidential Endorsement
PALM BEACH, FLORIDA-- After hearing corrupt Bill Barr on a recent Fox…
California Restaurants Under Fire For Not Hiring Enough Trans Robot Workers
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- After numerous fast food chains replaced human workers with robots…
Biden Promises To Make Up To East Palestine, Ohio By Making Donation To Ukraine In Their Name
WASHINGTON-- After waiting almost a year and half to finally visit East…
Chris Christie Drops Out Of Presidential Race After Getting Hungry
U.S.-- Former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie has officially dropped out of…
Trump Opens Up New In-N-Out Type Burger Restaurant Called ‘Huge-N-Bigly’
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Gavin Newsom Signs California Law Raising Fast Food Worker Minimum Wage To $20,000 Per Hour
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- Within a crowd of cheering people, Democratic Governor Gavin Newsom…
Burger King Unveils New Logo To Better Reflect Their Support Of Censorship
MIAMI, FLORIDA-- The Burger King corporation has recently updated their company logo…
Dove Partners With Anheuser-Busch To Promote Limited Edition Bud Light Soap
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Biden Tells Maui Victims He Knows How They Feel Due To The Time He Burnt His Tongue On Buffalo Chicken Wings
MAUI, HAWAII-- After waiting two weeks to visit Maui to make sure…
Obama Posts Help Wanted Ad For ‘Reliable Male Chef, Swimming Experience Not Required’
MARTHA'S VINEYARD-- Former President Barack Hussein Obama wasted no time searching for…
Biden Says He’s Now Voting For Trump After Getting Free Blizzard Ice Cream
COUNCIL BLUFFS, IOWA-- After a campaign stop in Iowa, Donald Trump visited…
