RFK Jr. Leaves T-Bone Steak And Raw Milk Out For Santa
WASHINGTON-- In a heartwarming yet unorthodox display of holiday cheer, Health and…
UK Dog Sentenced To 12 Months In Kennel For Eating Bacon Treat Near Mosque
LONDON, UK-- In an unprecedented legal case facing global scrutiny, a 3-year-old…
Trump Gains Mutant Powers After Drinking Japanese Tap Water
TOKYO, JAPAN-- During a diplomatic visit to Japan, President Donald Trump's body…
FBI Executes Daring 5AM Raid On James Comey’s Refrigerator, Seizes Leftover Pizza And Sandwiches
FAIRFAX, VIRGINIA-- In a brave pre-dawn operation, the FBI carried out a…
RFK Jr. Announces New Tylenol Coated In Beef Tallow As Healthier Alternative
WASHINGTON-- In a move aimed at fighting autism and seed oil tyranny,…
Ben & Jerry’s Co-Founder Resigns After Company Rejects His ‘Death To America’ Ice Cream Flavor Proposal
BURLINGTON, VERMONT-- Citing creative differences, Jerry Greenfield announced his resignation from Ben…
Cracker Barrel Replaces Old American Man On Logo With Illegal Alien For Half The Salary
U.S.-- In yet another example of big corporations cutting costs at the…
FBI Raids Democrat’s Home, Seizes Dozens Of ‘Deadly’ Subway Sandwiches In Foiled Attack
WASHINGTON-- In a dramatic pre-dawn raid that left local residents traumatized, the…
Starving Sesame Street Muppets Forced To Eat Big Bird After Congress Cuts Funding
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK-- Now desperate and penniless, the once-beloved residents of Sesame…
Elon Musk Apologizes To Trump After Eating A Snickers Bar: ‘I Wasn’t Myself’
U.S.-- Following yet another angry public tirade against Donald Trump, Elon Musk…
Bernie Sanders Offers To Pay For Dinner After Taking Money Out Of Friend’s Coat Pocket
WASHINGTON-- In a bold display of what he called grassroots wealth distribution,…
Winning: Trump Scores Free Eggroll With China Trade Deal
WASHINGTON-- A new trade deal was worked out between the United States…