U.S.– Following yet another angry public tirade against Donald Trump, Elon Musk later posted an apology on his official X account, saying he wasn’t himself and had a moment of clarity after eating a Snickers candy bar.
In a series of follow-up posts, Elon Musk explained he had been feeling cranky, agitated, weak, and dopey lately due to not eating for about two weeks, eventually taking out his frustrations on President Trump.
“President Trump, I’m sorry, I was hungry and wasn’t myself,” wrote Elon Musk only minutes after consuming twenty-six Snickers bars. “Once I ate that Snickers bar I felt so much better, alive even. I actually felt like myself again. A man engorged on almost thirty sugary candy bars.”
After eating so many Snickers bars, Elon began apologizing to every person he felt he had wronged in his entire life.
“To the seventy-sixth woman I impregnated and forgot to call afterwards, I’m sorry,” posted Elon with a telephone emoji.
With almost ten thousand Snickers in his system, Elon was finally make it to Mars without a rocket, fuel, or spacesuit.
