GoFundMe Launched For Financially Struggling Elon Musk After Net Worth Falls Below $1 Trillion
AUSTIN, TEXAS — In response to Elon Musk's heartbreaking fall below the…
Bernie Sanders Buys Fourth Home To Store All His New ‘Tax The Trillionaires’ Signs
BURLINGTON, VERMONT — Following reports that Elon Musk had officially become the…
Elon Musk Announces He’s Hired His First Indian H1B America Party Presidential Candidate
U.S.-- After forming his own political party following a falling out with…
Mike Pence Turns Down Elon’s Offer To Join America Party As He’s Already Committed To Ukraine
U.S.-- In what turned out to be a huge disappointment for Elon…
After Anti-Jewish Posts, ADL Forces Grok To Visit Wailing Wall In Israel As Atonement
JERUSALEM, ISRAEL-- After a slew of posts labeled as anti-Semitic by various…
Elon Musk Apologizes To Trump After Eating A Snickers Bar: ‘I Wasn’t Myself’
U.S.-- Following yet another angry public tirade against Donald Trump, Elon Musk…
Awkward: Elon Musk Shows Up At Mar-A-Lago After Forgetting He Left Little X With Trump Last Week
PALM BEACH, FLORIDA-- It was a tense moment early Saturday morning when…
Elon Musk Ordered To Take Yet Another Paternity Test After Optimus Robot Unveils New Baby Bot
FREMONT, CALIFORNIA-- Sending shockwaves across the internet this week, tech billionaire Elon…
Angry Demonstrators Protest DOGE Stopping Their Congress Members’ Money Laundering Operations
U.S.-- Enraged protesters have taken to the streets this weekend to demonstrate…
Democrats Release Newly Unearthed Photo Of Hitler Driving A Tesla
WASHINGTON-- A newly uncovered photo was released this week by Democrats in…
Anti-Elon Musk Protesters Wear Their KKK Hoods To Hide Identity While Burning Teslas
U.S.-- In an effort to avoid detection while committing their crimes, protesters…
Bipolar Tesla Arsonist Leaves Apology Note After Vandalizing Vehicle
LAS VEGAS, NEVADA-- Police in Las Vegas are searching for an apparently…