PALM BEACH, FLORIDA– It was a tense moment early Saturday morning when tech billionaire Elon Musk showed up at Mar-a-Lago after realizing that he had left his son Little X with his former friend President Donald Trump over a week ago.
Absentminded Elon Musk thought he was finally rid of Trump and wouldn’t have to speak to him anymore, but then soon discovered that he couldn’t find his Little X Musk anywhere. After looking all over for his son, Elon finally remembered that X was with Trump, so he begrudgingly made the trip down to Mar-a-Lago following days of calling the president a pedophile on his social media platform.
“Um, yeah, uh, hi, um, about those posts I made,” stammered Elon Musk as he looked down at the ground in guilt. “Yeah, um, you wouldn’t have, uh, seen my son, uh, well, you know, whatever his name is? Um, X, uh, yeah, that’s it. I think I might’ve left him here with you, uh, almost two weeks ago before I, uh, started accusing you of being a pedo in front of the world.”
After not seeing his dad Elon for so long, Little X seemed a bit scared and not quite sure who the tall man was at the doorway claiming to be his father who had abandoned him in what seemed like forever to a young child.
“Who are you? Are you my dad?” Asked Little X as Elon Musk made quirky faces and spun his head around as though he were in some kind of weird, intoxicated trance. “What are you doing? You’re scaring me. I want to stay here with my real dad, papa Trump.”
Once he realized Little X wanted to stay with President Trump, Elon bent down to shake his son’s small hand to wish him luck with his new dad and then told him that he respected his decision being that he would be an adult in only fourteen more years.
