FREMONT, CALIFORNIA– Sending shockwaves across the internet this week, tech billionaire Elon Musk has been ordered by a California court to submit to a paternity test after an Optimus robot unveiled a newborn Baby Bot that looked eerily similar to the CEO of Tesla.
With numerous paternity tests under his belt due to already fathering fourteen children with five different women, Elon Musk was ordered to prove whether he was the father to the Baby Tesla Bot when an Optimus robot confirmed that it had intimate relations with the SpaceX CEO.
“I don’t know if the Baby Tesla Bot is mine or not, but I’m willing to find out,” Elon Musk wrote on a post on X, responding to the news of the court-ordered paternity test. “I mean, yeah, okay, I admit. I may have, kind of, slept with the Optimus robot and maybe the kid’s mine. One night I was sleeping inside the factory and Optimus was just sitting there giving me that look, and you know, the rest is history.”
Musk was forced to respond to the controversy after the Optimus robot gave a press conference with the little Elon Bot, claiming that Elon was avoiding responsibility and that it had no other alternative but to make the relationship public.
“Yes, all the rumors are true that Elon’s a deadbeat dad,” claimed Optimus in a robotic female voice while holding little Elon. “Elon refuses to pay for our love child, so I had no choice but to go public with this story.”
It was later reported that the Optimus robot and Baby Bot were both mysteriously decommissioned before being turned into scrap metal.
