U.S.– Former President Joe Biden has responded to all of the tell-all books being released about him by announcing that he has his own memoir coming out this summer titled If I Were President.
In the upcoming book, Biden reveals what he would have done if he were president of the United States over the last four years rather than America’s first black president, Morgan Freeman.
The opening paragraph of the book delved into Biden’s inner thoughts on how he would have done had he been Commander-in-Chief.
“I sometimes wonder, uh, what I would’ve done if I had beat America’s first colored president Morgan Freeman in the 1932 presidential election. Listen, Jack, if I were president, I definitely wouldn’t have left the border wide open, went after my political opponents, and sat on the beach for most of my presidency. President Morgan may have been articulate, but he sure was lazy and corrupt as hell.”
In the book, Biden lambasts President Morgan using his son Hunter to get millions of dollars in kickbacks from various corrupt deals and organizations.
Biden teased that the foreword for his upcoming If I Were President book was written by none other than President Morgan Freeman’s arch nemesis Cookie Crisp.
