ATLANTA, GEORGIA– Inspired by all of the national attention being given to the trans community, former Reliable Sources host Brian Stelter told the world that he now identifies as transgender, prompting the mega news network to immediately give him his job back and then apologize for discriminating against a trans person.
Brian Stelter, who now goes by his trans name Briana, updated his Twitter X profile with the pronouns she/her and wrote an emotional series of tweets explaining why he decided to come out as trans and that it had absolutely nothing to do with trying to get his multimillion dollar a year job back at CNN.
“First and foremost, let me just say that I’ve never lied to anyone about anything,” explained Briana on her Twitter X account while tagging CNN. “So me getting terminated from my hosting job at CNN played absolutely no part in my sudden transition to a woman. I’ve always felt as though I was a sexy woman trapped inside of a disgusting, fat, hairy beta-male physique.”
Briana also said that it’s shameful that CNN would discriminate against her for being trans, going as far as calling the network transphobic for firing a woman as beautiful, hot, and desirable as Stelter.
Stelter ended his tweet by saying, “CNN hates me because they can’t be me. They only fired me because they want to date me.”
As soon as they caught word that Stelter now identified as trans, CNN immediately gave the gorgeous female host her Reliable Sources job back, tripled her salary, and made Briana the centerfold in their upcoming CNN all-nude edition calendar.
