LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA– With the LA riots currently worsening as the days go on, the famous rooftop Koreans from the 1992 L.A. riots were forced to come out of retirement for one final mission in an effort to get the destructive rampage under control.
As rioters continue to destroy Los Angeles in protest over ICE removing illegal aliens, many of the still-living Korean-American men from the 1992 riots made the decision to arm themselves once again and head up to the tops of buildings to pick off unruly criminals one by one.
“Fellas, it’s time once again,” said one of the original rooftop Koreans, his wispy gray hair blowing in the wind as he spoke to both original and newer members. “Many of our original brothers may have passed on, but their spirits will live on and watch us with pride as we blow holes through anti-American, communist Antifa scum.”
In a twist of similar fate just like had happened back in 1992, Los Angeles police were ordered to stand down by corrupt Democrat leadership and were nowhere to be found, leaving citizens to have to once again fend for themselves.
Once help from federal officers had finally arrived, there wasn’t much left to do after the rooftop Koreans had already disposed of over two-thirds of the rioters all by themselves.
“Kkul-jaem!” Yelled one of the men in Korean, meaning “Super fun.”
