U.S.– In an effort to avoid detection while committing their crimes, protesters of Elon Musk decided to wear their KKK hoods to hide their identities while going around the country burning Tesla vehicles and dealerships in the same manner their ancestors did when they burned crosses on people’s lawns.
Dressed in their signature white hoods and holding burning torches, the anti-fascist fascists stormed a local Tesla dealership and set all the vehicles on fire before lighting a few Nazi symbols on fire in the parking lot as a warning.
“Take that, you violent fascist,” said one of the arsonists as a few neighboring businesses were also set on fire. “Elon Musk is a Nazi and his Tesla vehicles are representative of his violent fascism. I’m going to burn people’s private property to the ground as a message to that dictator for trying to save the government money and taking away my senator’s money laundering schemes.”
CNN was later on the scene and described the riots and burning cities as a peaceful protest against the literally Hitler incarnate President Donald Trump and his fascist hitman Elon Musk.
After numerous protesters began getting arrested for their acts of domestic terrorism, CNN stated that the Tesla burnings were actually done by Republicans because the parties had switched right before and right after the incidents.
