NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK– A meltdown ensued immediately after Donald Trump attended a town hall on rival network CNN, with many newscasters like MSNBC host Joe Scarborough weighing in on the televised atrocity by claiming the president’s appearance was “literally worse than 911 and World War 2 combined.”
“Trump’s disastrous CNN town hall appearance was the beginning of the end of civilization,” said Morning Joe host Scarborough as his cohost Mika Brzezinski nodded her head incessantly. “What we unfortunately witnessed last night was the worst event in world history. Worse than 911, World War 2, January 6, The Great Depression, Pearl Harbor, the Black Plague, and Mika’s face before makeup combined.”
Scarborough proceeded to take a moment of silence for all the billions of victims who died from Trump’s town hall event and said at any minute now the entire earth is going to explode due to the catastrophic words uttered by the president.
“According to my sources we only have a few more minutes left to live thanks to Trump,” said Scarborough as he checked his watch. “The only way we can save humanity is to reelect President Joe Biden and just let him do his thing, like eat his ice cream, and show his love for little girls, and bring dignity back into the White House as the United States gets obliterated from nuclear world war.”
At the end of his segment, Scarborough told his ten viewers that now that they’re dead from Trump’s speech they’re also going to be tortured by the president by having to attend never-ending Trump rallies for all of eternity.
