WASHINGTON– A newly uncovered photo was released this week by Democrats in Congress showing former German leader Adolf Hitler driving a Tesla vehicle, with numerous mainstream media pundits claiming the picture proves unequivocally that Elon Musk is a Nazi.
The Hitler photo was mysteriously discovered by anonymous individuals who then handed it over to members of the Democrat party who immediately gave the picture to the mainstream news media. Media outlets have stated the photo is completely authentic and not photoshopped or AI, but stressed that no one is allowed to inspect the photo and must take their word on its authenticity.
“This photo of Adolf Hitler driving a Tesla vehicle proves that Elon Musk is a Nazi collaborator,” said CNN host Jake Tapper, showing the photo alongside a picture of Musk with his arm out straight. “Our anonymous sources anonymously sent us this authentic photo of Hitler in the Tesla, with our other anonymous experts saying the photo is not faked in any way.”
CNN claimed Elon Musk used a time machine made out of a Tesla to travel back to the 1930s and used highly technological German engineering to make the special Tesla Model SS1488 vehicle that Hitler used to invade Poland.
Democrat Senator Chuck Schumer has called on the Department of Justice to bring charges against Musk for hate speech, antisemitism, war crimes, murder, using time travel for nefarious purposes, and a slew of other criminal offenses.
Congressional Democrats called an emergency hearing to discuss arresting Musk so that he can’t use his Tesla time machine to go back in the past again to stop the Hitler photo from ever being released.
