U.S.– After forming his own political party following a falling out with President Donald Trump, tech billionaire Elon Musk announced on his official Twitter X account that he has already chosen his first America Party presidential candidate for the upcoming primaries, a 32-year-old Indian H1B worker from India.
During a small rally held in front of a local Indian restaurant, Elon Musk introduced the world to America Party presidential candidate Mr. Chakrapani Bhattacharya, an H1B worker who arrived in the US two months ago to work at the main X office right after Musk fired the very last legal American citizen that was employed at the company.
“Um, hi, everyone, I, uh, want to introduce the next president of the United States,” said Elon Musk before jumping up and down for five minutes. “He, uh, comes highly recommended by his former boss in the Indian IRS call center he worked at in Delhi, and he, um, has lots of experience with Microsoft, Amazon gift cards, and antivirus software. Here he is, Mr. Bhatta-Bhatta-Bhatta-um, Batter-up.”
When asked by a news reporter at the event how a person not born in the United States can run for president, Elon became enraged and declared that the United States was founded and built by Indian H1B workers back in the 1700s. He then told the reporter to take a step back and f**k his own face.
Elon said he decided to also use Indian H1B candidates to fill other positions if his party wins the 2028 election, including the vice president, the entire presidential cabinet, press secretary, FBI and DOJ head, and Secret Service agents.
“Don’t forget, the America Party represents what America will be,” said Elon cryptically.
