WASHINGTON– In celebration of next year’s 250th anniversary of the United States, President Donald Trump announced a slew of entertaining events, including a historic UFC-style cage match between Nancy Pelosi and one hundred bottles of Vodka.
The grudge match is set to take place on the White House lawn and will pit California Democrat Nancy Pelosi against one hundred bottles filled with her favorite 100 proof Vodka, with the former Speaker of the House winning the fight if she’s able to consume all of the alcohol within five rounds.
“Big news, we’re having a huge cage match on America’s big, beautiful birthday next year,” wrote Trump on a recent Truth Social post. “This is going to be one of the biggest events of all time held on the grounds of the White House.
“We got crazy Nancy Pelosi taking on 100 bottles of Vodka. If crazy Nancy can’t drink all 100 bottles before the fifth round then I’ll be instructing my DOJ to charge her with inciting an insurrection at the Capitol on January 6.”
According to sources, Pelosi accepted Trump’s challenge and said she was extremely confident that, not only could she finish off all one hundred bottle opponents, but she could do it in less than five rounds.
