US Officials Claim Russians Planted Coke Inside White House To Make Biden’s Son Look Like A Crackhead American Loser
WASHINGTON-- A new breakthrough in the mystery of how cocaine ended up…
Biden Invites Mosquitoes To White House To Celebrate Malaria Pride Month
WASHINGTON-- In honor of Malaria Pride Month, Joe Biden invited thousands of…
CNN: ‘White House Briefing Makes History Led By 3 Black Women…No Wait, 10 Black Women…No Wait, 100’
WASHINGTON-- CNN was proud to report that history was made at the…
State Of The Union Cancelled After Biden’s Body Double Calls Out Sick
WASHINGTON-- The White House has just confirmed that tonight's State of the…
Biden Awards Presidential Citizens Medal To Hannibal Lecter For Reducing Climate Change By Eating People
WASHINGTON-- As a way to honor regular American citizens who have contributed…
White House Swears Recent Picture Of Biden With Wife Jill Is Not Photoshopped
WASHINGTON-- A recent photo of Joe Biden walking with his wife Jill…
White House Says Biden To Dress Up As Real President For Halloween
WASHINGTON-- For the third year in a row, the White House has…
White House Clarifies That Biden’s Actually Shaking Hands With Invisible Man
WASHINGTON-- After numerous strange videos of President Joe Biden shaking hands with…
Biden Proudly Shows Reporters His Rare Soiled Diaper Collection
WASHINGTON-- The most popular president of all time Joe Biden has let…
White House Commemorates 9/11 By Sending Another $3 Trillion To Ukraine
WASHINGTON-- To celebrate the atrocities and lives lost on the anniversary of…
Biden Awards Presidential Medal Of Freedom To White House Teleprompter
WASHINGTON--President Joe Biden awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom to his trusty…
Biden Celebrates Mother’s Day By Saying Murdering Babies Needs To Remain Legal
WASHINGTON-- In a glorious speech celebrating American moms on Mother's Day, President…
