RFK Jr. Discovered Sleeping Upside Down On White House Ceiling To Improve Circulation
WASHINGTON — White House officials confirmed that Health and Human Services Secretary…
India Retaliates Against Trump’s Tariffs By Flooding White House With Scam Calls
WASHINGTON-- In a shocking escalation of the U.S.-India trade war, India has…
Starmer, Macron, And Zelensky Frantically Search White House For Hunter’s Lost Bag Of Cocaine
WASHINGTON-- During the recent high-stakes meeting with President Donald Trump to discuss…
Trump Forced To Do His Own Roofing Work After Deporting All The Illegal Aliens
WASHINGTON-- After deporting so many illegal aliens that there wasn't anyone left…
Trump Announces Historic ‘Nancy Pelosi Vs. 100 Vodka Bottles Cage Match’ At White House For America’s Birthday
WASHINGTON-- In celebration of next year's 250th anniversary of the United States,…
John Fetterman Criticizes Zelensky: ‘Show Some Respect By Wearing A Suit When You Visit The White House’
WASHINGTON-- While standing inside of the White House, Pennsylvania Senator John Fetterman…
White House Releases Undoctored Photo Of Biden To Prove He’s Alive And Well
WASHINGTON-- The White House has released a photo of Joe Biden on…
US Officials Claim Russians Planted Coke Inside White House To Make Biden’s Son Look Like A Crackhead American Loser
WASHINGTON-- A new breakthrough in the mystery of how cocaine ended up…
Biden Invites Mosquitoes To White House To Celebrate Malaria Pride Month
WASHINGTON-- In honor of Malaria Pride Month, Joe Biden invited thousands of…
CNN: ‘White House Briefing Makes History Led By 3 Black Women…No Wait, 10 Black Women…No Wait, 100’
WASHINGTON-- CNN was proud to report that history was made at the…
State Of The Union Cancelled After Biden’s Body Double Calls Out Sick
WASHINGTON-- The White House has just confirmed that tonight's State of the…
Biden Awards Presidential Citizens Medal To Hannibal Lecter For Reducing Climate Change By Eating People
WASHINGTON-- As a way to honor regular American citizens who have contributed…