WASHINGTON– Going off of the momentum of their totally legitimate midterm wins, Democrats have introduced a nationwide bill that would make it legal for women to abort babies all the way up to 1,095 weeks old, or 21 years after birth.
With the overturning of Roe v. Wade being a hot topic among the attractive over 300 pound crowd of pink-haired women, Democrats have decided to one-up both Republicans and the Supreme Court by trying to pass a new law that would allow unhappy mothers to abort their babies up to 21 years of age.
“Republican politicians have put too many restrictions on a woman’s right to abort her baby,” said Senator Elizabeth Warren, Democrat from Massachusetts. “That’s why me and my Democrat colleagues have introduced a bill that will give a woman the rights back to her own body by allowing her to abort her baby up to 1,095 weeks old. It’s the right thing to do.”
A number of Democrat voters are in full support of the abortion bill, saying the Republican party has no right to tell them what they can do with their bodies or their unwanted pregnancies and have praised Warren for standing up for a woman’s right to end the life of their 21-year-old child.
“I’m not sure, but I think we may have the votes to get this bill passed,” said Warren while bloodthirsty protesters begged Congress to let them get rid of their unwanted teenagers. “Although Democrats have lost control of the House, I know we have the full support of a few Republicans.”
A slew of RINO Republicans including Mitt Romney and Mitch McConnell told reporters that they’re not sure if it’s morally acceptable to abort babies up to 21-years-old, and said they would compromise with the Democrats by only allowing it up to the age of 10.
