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Shirtless RFK Jr. Demonstrates HHS Qualifications By Slamming Congressman Through Table

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Last updated: April 18, 2026 9:23 am
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RFK Jr. shirtless slamming a suited Congressman through a table inside of Congressional hearing.
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WASHINGTON — While getting fiercely grilled by Democrat Congressmembers during his first oversight hearing, Health and Human Services Secretary RFK Jr. responded to concerns about his qualifications by removing his shirt and power-slamming a Democratic congressman through a witness table.

The dramatic demonstration occurred after a Democrat Representative angrily pressed Robert F. Kennedy Jr. on whether his skepticism of vaccines, enthusiasm for raw milk, and history of fighting Big Pharma made him suitable to continue leading the nation’s public health agency.

“Your mitochondria are weeping, Congressman,” RFK Jr. said, ripping off his shirt before executing the powerbomb. “The American people deserve an HHS Secretary who can not only identify a harmful food additive, but also physically eject it from a human torso just like I’m doing to you right now, Congressman.”

The incident quickly drew praise from President Trump, who told reporters he was “very impressed” with RFK Jr’s performance, adding that the Democrat Congressman deserved the beating anyway.

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RFK Jr. later responded to an angry tirade about raw milk from 83-year-old Democrat Representative Rosa DeLauro by ripping her head from her body.

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