NEW YORK, NEW YORK — Former CNN anchor Don Lemon was reportedly glowing and extremely excited in the hours following a dramatic pre-dawn FBI raid on his luxurious Manhattan apartment Friday, sources close to the openly gay broadcaster claim.
Eyewitnesses say a dozen masked federal agents, described as tall, muscular Caucasian men, smashed through the door at 4 a.m., threw Lemon face-down on his imported Italian marble floor, and secured him in steel handcuffs while shouting commands.
“Finally, some rough treatment from the right kind of authorities,” Don Lemon said salaciously at one of the federal agents, almost appearing euphoric. “I’d give this experience a ten out of ten. Five stars. Would recommend and do again.”
Agents later stated that Lemon was actually very compliant, even begging to have the handcuffs tighter and volunteering to assume the position again for a more thorough search.
Sources close to Lemon say he’s already planning a tell-all book called Cuffed & Loving It: My Night With The Feds. Lemon has reportedly asked if the agents could come back for reenactments when he writes the book.
