NEW YORK, NEW YORK– In celebration of this year’s Pride Month, children’s television show Sesame Street has aired a brave new episode aimed at teaching kids that everyone is welcome and loved, starting off the program with the letters of the day “BDSM.”
Dressed in leather bondage outfits and holding whips and chains, the Sesame Street Muppets were shown disciplining one another inside of the building’s dark basement in an effort to teach young, impressionable minds numerous essential things they will need to know, such as whipping and torturing others for erotic pleasures.
“Hello, everyone, it’s me, your favorite submissive slave Cookie Monster,” said Cookie Monster while Big Bird whipped his back with a leather whip. “We have a very special episode for Pride Month. Today’s letters of the day are ‘BDSM.’ Can any of you say the word ‘submission?'”
After thousands of parents called for a boycott of the show, producers of the controversial BDSM segment defended their decision to show the Muppets painfully gratifying each other, calling anyone who disagreed with the sight of the Sesame Street characters pouring hot wax on a tied up Elmo a bigot and a transphobe.
The producers later stated that they would be airing an inclusive episode every day for the entire thirty days of Pride Month, with tomorrow’s program showing Abby Cadabby in Sesame Street’s largest gangbang in history.
