VATICAN CITY– From behind a 30-foot high wall and hundreds of armed guards, Pope Francis delivered a powerful speech castigating people around the world for having the audacity to want walls and other security measures put in place to try and stop the massive amount of dangerous illegal migration into their respective countries.
From within extremely safe enclosed walls, Pope Francis told the rest of the world that they must abide by his message and flood their countries with illegal aliens, but not to follow his example of living behind a safe wall with a small army of soldiers pushing back against any person who tries getting into the rich Vatican City.
“The Lord is with the migrants, but not with those who refuse to let the migrants rape and pillage their country,” said Pope Francis while his Swiss Guards beat a few poor beggars outside of the Vatican wall. “The Lord also told me in a vision to do as the Pope says and not as the Pope does.”
The Pope reiterated that it’s not hypocritical of him to demand other people to tear down their walls and let millions of invaders into their country when he doesn’t even do it himself, and anyone who disagrees with him is doing the work of Satan.
The Pope stressed that God is with the illegal aliens at all times, apparently even when they are committing violent crimes, stealing, assaulting and murdering native citizens.
When asked if he would ever consider letting any of those wonderful migrants into Vatican City, the Pope laughed and said, “Hell no, you got to be kidding me?”
