MLB Suspends God For Three Games Following Unauthorized Rainbow Usage
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA — In a landmark disciplinary action, Major League Baseball…
Pharisees Hold First-Ever ‘No Kings’ Protest Against Jesus
JERUSALEM — Tensions reached a boiling point in the streets of Jerusalem…
Pakistan Parliament Formally Annexes The UK As Its Newest Province
ISLAMABAD, PAKISTAN-- In a historic parliamentary session that unanimously passed with thunderous…
Kermit The Frog Converts To Radical Islam After Spending A Week’s Vacation In London’s Muslim Quarter
LONDON, UK-- After a mere seven-day vacation in a predominantly Muslim neighborhood…
The Iron Sheik Ambushes Hulk Hogan As He Arrives In Heaven
HEAVEN-- After passing away at the age of 71-years-old, the iconic leg-dropping,…
Satan Wakes Up Screaming From Nightmare Being Married To Hillary Clinton
HELL-- In a scream that sent shockwaves through the fiery depths of…
UK Labour Party Members Each Receive A Quran To Assist With Transition To Sharia Law
LONDON-- In preparation for the upcoming transition from English common law to…
UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer Interrupts Pope Francis Funeral Service To Pray To Allah
VATICAN CITY-- The funeral proceedings for deceased Pope Francis suddenly came to…
Vatican Reveals Pope Francis’ Last Vision Before Passing Away
VATICAN CITY-- As millions of people from around the world mourn the…
Awkward Moment After Pope Francis Arrives At Pearly Gates And Sees Big, Beautiful Wall Around Heaven
HEAVEN-- It was an awkward moment for recently deceased Pope Francis after…
‘Building Walls To Reject Migrants Is A Sin,’ Says Pope Francis From Behind A Wall Rejecting Migrants
VATICAN CITY-- From behind a 30-foot high wall and hundreds of armed…
In Response To Ron DeSantis’ Chaplain Bill, Gavin Newsom Appoints Satan Head Of California Education
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- In response to Republican Florida Governor Ron DeSantis signing a…