HEAVEN– After passing away at the age of 71-years-old, the iconic leg-dropping, bandana-wearing WWE superstar Hulk Hogan was immediately ambushed after ascending to the Pearly Gates by his number one wrestling rival on Earth The Iron Sheik, who welcomed the Hulkster with his famous Camel Clutch move.
Eyewitnesses in the afterlife report that as Hulk Hogan strutted through the clouds, flexing his ethereal muscles and shouting “Whatcha gonna do, Brother?” to a choir of angels, The Iron Sheik emerged from behind a golden turnbuckle before locking in his signature submission hold with the precision of a celestial assassin.
“Hogan, how do you like this, you jabroni?” The Iron Sheik bellowed as Hogan flailed around the clouds. “I break your back. I make you humble in paradise. I was born, and died, ready for this, Hogan. I been waiting to humble you, jabroni.”
The Iron Sheik, who passed away in 2023, had apparently been waiting for this moment, training in Heaven’s wrestling ring alongside Andre the Giant and Macho Man Randy Savage. Sources say Sheik had been practicing his moves and cutting promos, vowing to “make Hogan humble” the second he showed up.
The showman Hulk Hogan started hulking up and eventually powered out of the Sheik’s hold, with the two longtime rivals reportedly settling their differences by agreeing to just wait until Ric Flair passes away so they can jump him.
*RIP, Brother!
