TSONA, CHINA– Growing tired of having to constantly wear face masks or hold their noses, the Peoples Republic of China has recently unveiled the world’s largest air fresheners, towering 500-foot tall monstrosities strategically placed along the China-India border to combat the “nauseating odorous onslaught” coming from their southern neighbor.
Dubbed the “Great Aroma Wall,” these colossal scent dispensers are reportedly a response to what Chinese officials are calling an “unbearable olfactory assault of trash and feces wafting from India.”
“For too long, we have suffered from the pungent odors coming from India,” said a Chinese Foreign Ministry spokesman, finally able to go mask-free after erecting the large air fresheners. “Our highly advanced air fresheners will restore balance to the air quality in China, saving our Chinese citizens from the revolting smells of curry, trash, and poop-filled streets.”
Indian officials have expressed outrage at the Chinese Communist government leveling the “preposterous insulting accusations” of India being a disgusting, dirty country where the Indian population poops on the streets and cooks from the same water they bathe in.
Only days after China unveiled the high-quality air fresheners, it was reported that they had already broken down and would need to be replaced.
