Canadian Restaurants Offering Free Fries For Proof Of Euthanasia
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Arizona’s Katie Hobbs Takes Lead After Thousands Of Votes Found Inside John Fetterman’s Neck
PHOENIX, ARIZONA-- Maricopa County election officials made a startling discovery Thursday after…
John Fetterman Promises If Elected He’ll Be Real Pain In The Neck For Republicans
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- Democratic Senate candidate John Fetterman has promised his voters that…
COVID Virus Critically Ill After Getting Infected With Jill Biden
WASHINGTON-- The world-famous COVID virus has been reported to be in critical…
Dr. Fauci Contemplates Retiring To Be Able To Spend More Time Torturing Puppies
WASHINGTON-- America's favorite physician Dr. Fauci made a startling announcement this week,…
America’s Top Physicians Bill Gates And Big Bird Prove U.S. Leads World In Modern Medicine
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- While giving a speech at a medical symposium with…
COVID Vaccine Has Heart Attack After Getting Injected With Chris Christie
TRENTON, NEW JERSEY-- An unfortunate injury happened Sunday when the COVID vaccine…
Physician’s Hippocratic Oath Updated To ‘First, Do As Pfizer Says’ To Reflect Modern Medicine
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- To better reflect the state of current modern medical practice,…
Healthcare Workers Avoid Vaccine Mandate By Identifying As Members Of Congress
U.S.-- Immediately after SCOTUS ruled that healthcare workers are unable to make…
TikTok Nurses Start Practicing Their Dance Moves In Preparation For Next COVID Surge
BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS-- Once leftwing news outlets put the word out that the…
Mad Scientist Fauci Taunts His Victims By Wearing Dog Costume During Latest Interview
BETHESDA, MARYLAND-- As if millions of Americans weren't already disgusted by his…
Biden Gets Very ‘Hands On’ Advice From Former President Obama
https://youtu.be/1Td31lVqig0 During a recent trip to the hospital, doctors discovered just how…