U.S.– Immediately after SCOTUS ruled that healthcare workers are unable to make their own decisions regarding their bodies, employees in the medical field came up with the ingenious idea of identifying as members of Congress so they can avoid having to inject themselves with the mysterious COVID serum.
Being that both Congress is somehow exempt from taking the vaccine and America is now clown world where anyone can identify as whatever they choose to, healthcare workers decided to take advantage of the opportunity and stated that they now identify as public officials and therefore are not required to abide by the unconstitutional mandate.
“I now identify as a member of Congress and will be known as House Speaker Nancy Pelosi,” said Nurse Jill Worchester while standing on the Steps of the Capitol Building. “Me and my colleagues formally known as healthcare workers are now exempt from taking the experimental gene therapy shots. One of the perks of being a politician.”
While an incensed Joe Biden vowed to force the unconstitutional SCOTUS decision anyway, healthcare workers were already lawyered up and promised to sue the most popular president of all time for discriminating against their identity.
“We’ll take this discrimination case all the way up to the Supreme Court if we have to,” said Dr. Brad Garrett, who now identifies as Mitch McConnell but without the triple chins. “President Biden has no authority to deny my right to go by my new pronouns, which are Senate Minority Leader.”
