WILMINGTON, DELAWARE– In less than two months Donald Trump will be sworn into office and no one has been more excited than outgoing President Joe Biden, who has already prepared for the big event by picking out his favorite diaper that he plans on wearing on January 20, 2025.
Sources close to the president say he has been very giddy ever since Democrat candidate Kamala Harris lost the election to Trump in a landslide, and immediately congratulated Trump on the win before picking out all the clothes he plans on wearing that day.
“This will be a historic day, and I want to look my best,” said Biden to wife Jill as he searched through his diaper closet. “It’s not every day that a sitting president can get revenge on his cackling vice president for pushing him out of the race to steal the nomination. I want to be wearing my favorite diaper when I crap myself from excitement that day.”
Biden had so many diapers to choose from, finally settling on his favorite eggshell white diaper with vibrant yellow and brown stains peppered across the front and back of the soft, absorbent cloth. “Hey, Jill, was the brown stain supposed to go in the front or the back? Dammit, I can never remember these things.”
After trying the diaper on to make sure it still fit, Biden accidentally soiled himself and was forced to go with his second choice of undergarment.
