U.S.– Two-time failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton has recently announced that she will be losing the presidential election once again when she runs in 2028.
Soon after Donald Trump’s historic landslide victory over his female Democrat candidate Kamala Harris, Clinton took the opportunity to once again tell Americans that she is the perfect person to lose again in the next election and plans on making history as the first woman to ever lose the presidential election three times.
“They say three times is the charm,” joked Hillary Clinton on a recent appearance on the struggling MSNBC news outlet. “I lost the election two times already and I’m announcing here today on your show that I’m planning on throwing my hat in the ring and losing again in 2028. I’m the perfect person for the job and no one knows losing the chance at becoming a president as well as I do.”
Hillary’s husband former President Bill Clinton applauded his wife’s decision to run and lose for a third time in 2028, saying it will be a blessing to finally get the nasty, evil woman out of the house for a while.
Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton also announced that she has chosen Vice President Kamala Harris as her running mate in an effort to really make sure that she doesn’t win when she runs in 2028.
“My upcoming campaign slogan will be ‘Make Cackling Great Again,’” added Clinton with a cackle.
