CHARLESTON, SOUTH CAROLINA– A little 7-year-old boy was in tears after his father told him that for the third year in a row all the kid’s Christmas gifts will just be empty boxes thanks to the Joe Biden economy.
Dad was heartbroken he had to break the news to his son that once again the Christmas holiday will be a huge disappointment and that perhaps after Donald Trump wins the presidency next year he’ll be able to afford to buy something.
“Look, Jimmy, I’m sorry to tell you but you’re not getting anything for Christmas again,” said Dad with an unusual smirk on his face as though he enjoyed it. “Thanks to that big, bad man President Biden stealing Christmas I don’t have enough money to buy you anything again. And just in case you were wondering, you won’t be getting anything for your birthday in March either. Merry Christmas, son.”
Any extra money that he had after visiting the local nudie bar and gambling, explained Dad, was used to buy the cardboard boxes and wrapping paper for the empty gifts.
“If I have to suffer under the Biden economy, then so should you,” said Dad while the boy cried uncontrollably in the corner. “Let this be a lesson for you, Jimmy. Make sure when you grow up to never vote for a Democrat or you too will be disappointing your kids like I’m enjoying doing to you right now.”
Later Dad told his son some good news that he had just found $20, but would be spending it on a pack of cigarettes to calm his nerves after hearing that his house was going into foreclosure.
I can’t even afford the empty boxes. 😥
What Christmas?