Dad Tells Son Maybe Next Year When Trump’s President His Gift Will Actually Have Something In It
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Ukraine’s Zelensky Asks Santa Claus For Only $69 Billion For Christmas
KIEV, UKRAINE-- Ahead of his upcoming trip to the United States, Ukrainian…
New ‘Bad Santa’ Remake Has Santa Claus As A Whiny, Sobbing Crybaby
HOLLYWOOD-- A tear-jerking new remake of the popular 2003 holiday movie Bad…
Biden Decorates White House With Christmas Decorations For Halloween
WASHINGTON-- In celebration of this year's Halloween, President Joe Biden had his…
Gazelle Family Christmas Kind Of Awkward After Daughter Brings Home Lion For Holiday
KENYA, AFRICA-- A Christmas family gathering became awkward very fast after a…
Woke Santa Tells Disappointed Children All Their Gifts Going To Ukraine This Year
NORTH POLE-- In an effort to both end systemic, racist climate change…
Christmas Cancelled After Justin Trudeau Has Santa Claus Euthanized
OTTAWA, CANADA-- This year's Christmas has been officially cancelled after Canadian Prime…
Biden Promises To Punish This Mysterious Brandon Guy After He Made Him Look Like A Fool
https://youtu.be/r4-XI33i8sk (SATIRE) While tracking Santa's whereabouts, Joe Biden received a phone call…
After Getting Pranked On Christmas Eve, Biden Vows To Find And Punish This Brandon Guy
WASHINGTON-- While taking phone calls from people letting him know what the…
Biden And His Island Of Misfit Politicians Wishes Everyone A ‘Merry You’ll Be Dead Soon Christmas’
WASHINGTON--The most oddball, incompetent, group of weirdo politicians ever assembled has put…
UK’s Boris Johnson Reveals Recently ‘Unearthed Photo’ Of Jesus Getting The Vaccine
LONDON, ENGLAND-- During his recent Christmas Eve message this morning, sloshed British…
Santa Claus Says He Now Identifies As Mrs. Claus And Will Be Staying Home This Christmas Eve To Bake Cookies
NORTH POLE-- In a new twist to the Christmas tradition, the man…
