UK Police Charge Santa With Hate Crime After Being Stabbed In London
LONDON, UK-- British police confirmed Thursday that Santa Claus has been formally…
RFK Jr. Leaves T-Bone Steak And Raw Milk Out For Santa
WASHINGTON-- In a heartwarming yet unorthodox display of holiday cheer, Health and…
Chuck Schumer Hisses And Recoils In Agony After Staffer Wishes Him ‘Merry Christmas’
WASHINGTON-- Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer reportedly emitted a low, animalistic hiss…
Trump Calls Santa Claus’ Naughty List A Democrat Hoax
WASHINGTON-- In a combative press briefing on Wednesday, President Donald Trump fiercely…
Sullen Obama Spends Last Christmas At White House As Third Term Winds Down
WASHINGTON-- It was a bittersweet moment for Barack Obama this Christmas as…
Santa Claus’s Sleigh Robbed While Delivering Gifts In San Francisco
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- Christmas was cut short this year after Santa Claus's…
Elves Hold Intervention For Santa Claus After He Becomes Addicted To Ozempic
NORTH POLE-- After beloved Santa Claus lost a massive amount of weight…
Biden Offers ‘10% Off Pardons’ Christmas Deal
WASHINGTON-- Outgoing President Joe Biden has been giving out a lot of…
Playing Hardball: Trump Issues Threat To Impose 25% Tariff On Santa Claus Unless He Brings Manufacturing To US
U.S.-- In an effort to bring more jobs back to the United…
Dad Tells Son Maybe Next Year When Trump’s President His Gift Will Actually Have Something In It
CHARLESTON, SOUTH CAROLINA-- A little 7-year-old boy was in tears after his…
Ukraine’s Zelensky Asks Santa Claus For Only $69 Billion For Christmas
KIEV, UKRAINE-- Ahead of President-Elect Donald Trump taking office, Ukrainian President Volodymyr…
New ‘Bad Santa’ Remake Has Santa Claus As A Whiny, Sobbing Crybaby
HOLLYWOOD-- A tear-jerking new remake of the popular 2003 holiday movie Bad…