Santa Claus Will Be Injecting Sleeping Children This Christmas After Getting Paid Off By Big Pharma
NORTH POLE-- Santa Claus recently announced on his official Twitter account that…
Governor Cuomo Bans Santa Claus From New York After Saint Nick Refuses To Take COVID Vaccine
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- New York Governor Andrew Cuomo has announced…
Last Chance To Get The Top Three Most Popular Gifts This Christmas
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- Don't be left out in the cold this Christmas…
Real Life Alvin And The Chipmunks: Man Trains Chipmunks To Play Real Instruments
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- Move over Alvin. A man out of New…
Groundbreaking Achievement: World’s First Successful Animal To Human Head Transplant
FUGAZI, ITALY-- Surgeons in Italy claim to have carried out the first…
After Getting Fat-Shamed Online, Santa Claus Drops Two Hundred Pounds
NORTH POLE-- Christmas just got a whole lot thinner, thanks to Santa…
Meet The 72 Year Old Man Who Still Believes In Santa Claus
TACOMA, WASHINGTON-- While most children eventually come to the conclusion that Santa Claus…
Santa Claus Fined For Hiring Illegal Elves
NORTH POLE-- One of the world's most cherished figures and bringers of…