MUMBAI, INDIA– US President Joe Biden has recently wrapped up filming his upcoming steamy Bollywood movie I Pooped In Punjab, which is set in India and will have a theatrical release by early next year.
I Pooped In Punjab is the president’s first foreign film since entering the White House and stars Biden as a lovable character named Bura Gandh, a fetid elderly man who searches the towns of northwestern India looking for the perfect diaper that will allow him to soil himself multiple times a day while carrying out his executive duties.
The film came into fruition after famous Bollywood producers approached Biden after news broke out about the president pooping his pants while visiting the Pope in Italy. Due to India’s recent lackluster cinema sales, movie makers figured having the most popular president in America’s history was the prefect way to drum up sales at the box office.
“Mr. Biden fits right in with Bollywood’s love of potty humor,” said Ravindra Gandu, director of I Pooped In Punjab. “As soon as we informed Mr. Biden that his co-stars were beautiful, young actresses with long hair he told us he was looking forward to groping, fondling, and smelling the young ladies’ heads.”
Due to the explosiveness of Biden’s acting abilities, producers stated that it only took the director one take to film each scene of Biden relieving himself, saving them millions of dollars.
The movie I Pooped In Punjab was not without its unfortunate drawbacks however. It was reported that every single one of Biden’s costars were rushed to the local hospital multiple times after passing out whenever having to witness him acting out one of his putrid scenes.
Biden spelled backwards is Nedib.
Will this be the most popular movie of all time too?
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