UNITED KINGDOM– In a somber moment during a one-on-one interview, UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer made a stunning admission that he believes his first year in office has been a complete failure due to the fact that he hasn’t been able to make native White British citizens a minority in their own country.
PM Keir Starmer said one of his main goals as leader was to bring in a massive amount of dark-skinned foreigners from third world countries to eventually outnumber White British people, admitting that he is way behind schedule and also promises to pump up those mass immigration numbers.
“It takes a big, honest bloke to admit when he’s made a mistake,” said PM Keir Starmer to the interviewer as he put his head down in shame. “As you are probably aware, myself as well as my fellow Labour Party members, hate Britain and native White citizens. Which is why this is so disheartening to admit that I have failed as your prime minister by not bringing in enough immigrants to make those Whites a minority.”
With pursed lips, Starmer said his ultimate goal is to destroy the United Kingdom and promises to do a better job in the years ahead.
“Well, let’s all try to keep a stiff upper lip about this,” said Starmer, trying to remain positive. “I still have a few years left and a lot of bad things can happen in that amount of time. Let’s hope.”
Starmer went on to say that he had told US President Donald Trump that he would be willing to accept all the Mexican and Venezuelan gang members that were being deported out of the United States to live freely among the British population.
