WASHINGTON– In a brazen act of political vandalism, former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi was caught red-handed defacing the Capitol Building by spray-painting the words “Trump Sucks” in a coordinated effort by the Democrats to undermine President Donald Trump’s crime crackdown initiatives and to spike his low crime numbers.
Surveillance footage captured the 85-year-old California Democrat Nancy Pelosi late at night on Tuesday applying the profanity-laced message in a clear attempt to boost vandalism reports, make D.C. look like a lawless dystopia again, and to thwart Trump’s recent deployment of National Guardsmen to the nation’s capital.
“Low crime stats are too MAGA for my liking,” muttered Nancy Pelosi as she giggled like a schoolgirl. “We can’t have Mr. Trump cleaning up Washington DC because the citizens might finally realize that Democrats are the problem.”
After news of the Pelosi scandal spread like wildfire, the White House issued a statement, with Trump posting on his Truth Social account, “Crazy Nancy is at it again! The Democrats can’t stand that I made D.C. SAFE AND GREAT. Such a horrible attempt at vandalism by Crazy Nancy. TERRIBLE art skills. I could do a much better job at spray-painting than she did. Someone should tell the president to have her arrested NOW! Thank you for your attention to this matter.”
Pelosi promised to continue fighting against Trump’s fascist attempt at trying to undermine democracy by going on an alcoholic strike until the president is removed from office.
