Israel Tortures Hamas Prisoners By Forcing Them To Listen To Videos Of Ben Shapiro Babbling On Incessantly
TEL AVIV, ISRAEL-- Dozens of world leaders as well as various humanitarian…
Gavin Newsom Stands In Solidarity With Israel By Shutting Off Water And Electricity To Californians
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- As the war in the Middle East continues to escalate,…
‘They’re Ruthless,’ Says Ben Shapiro After Hamas Shares AI-Generated Photo Of Him Eating Bacon
NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE-- In response to an AI-generated photo shared by Ben Shapiro…
CNN Reports Israel-Palestine Attacks Are Fiery But Mostly Peaceful Protests
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- America's most trusted news source CNN has reported that the…
Biden Hires Hillary Clinton To Yell ‘What Difference Does It Make’ Whenever Asked About Afghanistan
WASHINGTON-- Resident Joe Biden has gone on the offensive against pesky news…
Saudi Arabia Sentences Camel To 100 Years In Prison For Not Covering Its Hump In Public
RIYADH, SAUDI ARABIA-- A camel in Saudi Arabia was sentenced to 100…
Benjamin Netanyahu Converts To Islam, Promotes Peace
TEL AVIV, ISRAEL-- In a last-ditch effort to promote peace in the…
