Iran Considers Allowing Women To Smile In Private Provided No Men Can See Them
TEHRAN, IRAN — Iranian authorities announced Thursday that they were considering a…
Japanese Government Assures Public It Has Learned Nothing From Europe
TOKYO, JAPAN — The Japanese government assured concerned citizens Wednesday that it…
Abdul El-Sayed Fires Up Progressive Crowd By Executing Republican During Rally
DETROIT, MICHIGAN — Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed fired up a crowd of…
Britain Offers Nidal Hasan Free Housing, Cash, And Healthcare Instead Of Firing Squad
LONDON, UK — Expressing deep moral horror at the U.S. military’s decision…
Sydney Sweeney Stars In New UK Sports Betting Ad
LONDON, UK — In an effort to enter the British gambling market…
UK Prime Minister Andy Burnham Drops ‘Ham’ From Name To Avoid Offending Muslim Voters
LONDON — Newly installed UK Prime Minister Andy Burnham announced Sunday that…
To Correct Historical Inequity, Mamdani Demands Half The 9/11 Memorial Be Dedicated To The Hijackers
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — Addressing escalating friction with victims’ families ahead…
Abdul El-Sayed Spotted Casually Trying On Several Tactical Vests
DEARBORN, MICHIGAN — Michigan Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed was spotted at a…
German Leaders Praise Terrorist Suspect For Ramming Pride Attendees Rather Than Throwing Them Off Rooftops
BERLIN, GERMANY — In a stunning display of progressive optimism following Saturday’s…
Keir Starmer Steps Down As Prime Minister To Spend More Time With His Local Grooming Gang
LONDON, UK — Bringing an end to one of the least popular…
EU Solves Objectification Of Female Athletes By Mandating Progressive, Full-Body Burkas
BRUSSELS — Building upon recent European Broadcasting Union guidelines aimed at eliminating…
Mayor Mamdani Condemns Church Arsonists For Not Using Halal Matches
NEW YORK—Responding to yet another church fire this week, Mayor Mamdani held…