Mayor Mamdani Goes Door-To-Door Checking Under Floorboards For Hidden Dogs
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK — Mayor Zohran Mamdani announced a citywide…
Tim Walz Arrested For Throwing Tampons At ICE Agents During Somali Protest
MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA-- During a heated confrontation with federal law enforcement, Minnesota Governor…
Ilhan Omar Longs For The Simpler Times When She Only Had To Buy One Holiday Gift For Brother And Husband
MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA-- Congresswoman Ilhan Omar, known for her impassioned speeches on immigration…
UK Dog Sentenced To 12 Months In Kennel For Eating Bacon Treat Near Mosque
LONDON, UK-- In an unprecedented legal case facing global scrutiny, a 3-year-old…
Tall New York City Buildings On High Alert After Zohran Mamdani Boards Plane
NEW YORK-- Emergency protocols were quietly activated across Manhattan’s tallest skyscrapers this…
New Muslim Mayor Zohran Mamdani Invites Gay Supporters To Rooftop Celebration
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- To show his appreciation for helping him…
Absentminded Terrorist Keeps Leaving Sticky Notes To Remind Him To Blow Up Building
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- According to sources close to the international…
U.S. Sends Goat Ambassador To Afghanistan To Woo Taliban Into Returning Bagram Air Base
WASHINGTON-- In a bizarre attempt to reclaim Bagram Air Base from the…
Keir Starmer Wears American Flag Hijab In Honor Of Trump’s UK Visit
LONDON, UK-- In honor of the US president's visit to England, UK…
Pakistan Parliament Formally Annexes The UK As Its Newest Province
ISLAMABAD, PAKISTAN-- In a historic parliamentary session that unanimously passed with thunderous…
UK Police Launch ‘Grooming Gang Hotline’ To Report White People Who Refuse To Be Raped
LONDON, UK-- In a groundbreaking move to "promote diversity and inclusion," the…
Kermit The Frog Converts To Radical Islam After Spending A Week’s Vacation In London’s Muslim Quarter
LONDON, UK-- After a mere seven-day vacation in a predominantly Muslim neighborhood…