ISLAMABAD, PAKISTAN– In recognition of everything he has done for the Pakistani community, Pakistan has announced that they were awarding their prestigious “Person of the Year” award to UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer.
The government of Pakistan voted unanimously to give the annual honor to Keir Starmer for putting the Pakistani community over native British citizens, for importing countless Pakistani immigrants into the United Kingdom in an effort to outnumber the native population, and for both turning a blind eye and also covering up for the Pakistani grooming gangs roaming UK cities.
“We are proud to announce this year’s winner, our brother Keir Starmer,” said Pakistani spokesperson Ahmad Siddiqui to a crowd of onlookers in front of a large billboard of Starmer. “No other non-Pakistani person has done more to assist us in our quest to conquer the entire world than Brother Keir. We thank Brother Keir for his tireless efforts at helping us overthrow Britain.”
After receiving word that he had won the award, PM Starmer put out a statement saying he was ecstatic and highly honored to win the “Person of the Year” title. “Thank you to my dearest Pakistani friends. I humbly accept your recognition of my work dismantling the UK and I will continue to import as many of you as I can to fully destroy the United Kingdom.”
A Pakistani leader currently in the UK also thanked Starmer for the work he has been doing and stated they were making the prime minister an honorary member of their local grooming gang.
