WASHINGTON– In response to President Donald Trump signing an executive order to lift the limit on shower water pressure, angry Democrats vowed to show their disagreement with the president’s decision to improve the bathing experience by boycotting showering and promising to remain dirty for as long as possible.
After not showering for a couple days, Democrats promised to push back against Trump’s decision to boost shower water pressure where he gave the American people a choice of whether to purchase either low-flow or high-pressure showerheads.
“This is yet another attempt by Mr. Trump to bypass the Constitution,” said Nancy Pelosi while flies buzzed around her oily head. “In protest of Mr. Trump’s blatant disregard for democracy by deregulating our water pressure, we will be refraining from showering or bathing until this has been reversed. Perhaps Mr. Trump will get tired of smelling our putrefying bodies and give in.”
Pelosi went on to say that Democrats will be introducing a bill into Congress that will just totally ban water altogether, claiming that water is very overrated and also believe that most Americans agree that there should be no more water.
News media outlets were quick to come to the Democrats defense, claiming that showering and keeping oneself clean is rooted in white supremacy, fascism, and racism.
“You know who also took showers? Hitler,” said CNN host Jake Tapper during his third day strike of staying dirty.
