WASHINGTON– In a stunning breakthrough that Attorney General Pam Bondi is calling “the greatest triumph in the history of American justice,” the DOJ announced Tuesday that it has formally arrested the large Black Rectangle appearing throughout the newly released Jeffrey Epstein files, calling it the central figure in the entire operation and declaring the case effectively closed.
Attorney General Pam Bondi praised the arrest during a press conference held in front of a blown-up, fully redacted document, with the arrest coming shortly after the release of thousands of heavily redacted court documents revealed that the Black Rectangle was present at nearly every illicit meeting, flight, and island party mentioned in the files.
“We looked at the evidence, and one face kept popping up,” Bondi told Fox News host Sean Hannity during an exclusive 7:00 AM interview, her 14th of the week. “Who was hiding the names of the powerful elites? The Black Rectangle. Who was covering up the flight logs? The Black Rectangle. It was right there in front of us the whole time, literally sitting on top of the evidence. And today, we got him.”
At publishing time, the Department of Justice reported that they have officially closed the Epstein investigation, noting that with the Black Rectangle behind bars, the names beneath it no longer exist in a legal sense.
