Gavin Newsom Welcomes Federal Election Probe Moments After Warehouse Full Of Counted Ballots Spontaneously Combusts
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA — Following widespread public outcry over a multi-week-long ballot-counting process,…
Pam Bondi Narrowly Prevents Any Epstein Clients From Facing Justice
WASHINGTON — In a display of breathtaking legal gymnastics, U.S. Attorney General…
Tim Walz Relieved After Seeing Polymarket Odds Of Pam Bondi Arresting Him Are Basically Zero
ST. PAUL, MINNESOTA — Minnesota Governor Tim Walz was seen letting out…
Pam Bondi Fears Arresting Criminals Might Set Dangerous Precedent Of Consequences
WASHINGTON — Attorney General Pam Bondi reportedly warned Americans this week that…
DOJ Vows To Punish Corrupt Democrats By Allowing Them To Remain In Office And Retire Rich
WASHINGTON-- Under the decorative leadership of Attorney General Pam Bondi, the Department…
DOJ Arrests Mysterious Black Rectangle From Epstein Files, Pam Bondi Declares Case Closed
WASHINGTON-- In a stunning breakthrough that Attorney General Pam Bondi is calling…
Pam Bondi Replaces Herself With Cardboard Cutout So She Can Spend More Time On Fox News
WASHINGTON-- During a surprise press conference held outside the Department of Justice…
Congress Subpoenas Pam Bondi’s Desk To Testify To The Whereabouts Of Epstein Client List
WASHINGTON-- With President Donald Trump and his top law enforcement agencies claiming…
Spirit Halloween To Open Up In Pam Bondi’s Abandoned Attorney General Office
WASHINGTON-- Costume retailer Spirit Halloween reported they have a new store opening…
Chicago Mayor Distracts From Anti-White Discrimination Practices With Anti-Asian Discrimination Practices
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- With the allegations of racial discrimination against Whites now being…
DOJ Seeks Death Penalty For Luigi Mangione By Sentencing Him To Canadian Healthcare
U.S.-- The United States DOJ issued a strong statement in response to…
Biden’s DOJ Subpoenas American Citizens Who May Have Visited Trump Casino, Read ‘The Art Of The Deal’, Or Watched ‘The Apprentice’
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to take down any dangerous extremists with the…