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Trump Indicted For Killing Kenny
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DOJ Drops All Charges Against Trump After He Tells Them He Identifies As A Democrat
WASHINGTON-- The US Department of Justice has officially dropped all charges against…
US Disinformation Governance Board Hires CNN Hosts To Give Everyone The Real Facts
WASHINGTON-- The Disinformation Governance Board has recently hired all the highly respected…
Justice Department’s Domestic Terrorism Unit Catches Disabled 85-Year-Old Grandmother Cheating At Bingo
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Election 2018: New Security Measures In Place To Help Minimize Voter Fraud
WASHINGTON-- As people go to vote on Tuesday's election, they will be…