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Spirit Halloween To Open Up In Pam Bondi’s Abandoned Attorney General Office

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Last updated: July 12, 2025 10:03 pm
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WASHINGTON– Costume retailer Spirit Halloween reported they have a new store opening up next month inside of the abandoned DOJ office of Attorney General Pam Bondi, who has since moved her desk into the Fox News studios where she spends the majority of her time.

The announcement came this week after Spirit Halloween discovered that the part-time attorney general and fulltime Fox News guest Pam Bondi had abandoned her office to be able to devote more time giving Fox News interviews, insights, contributing, and guest analyses in the hopes of securing a regular position there once her time in the DOJ has finished.

A Spirit Halloween representative contacted Bondi to ask her permission to use her office being that no work goes on in there anyway.

“Oh yes, go right ahead, I’m not using it,” Pam Bondi told the representative over the phone from her Fox News dressing room. “In fact, take my office for as long as you like. I’m not planning on going back there or even doing any real work. Okay, I have to go. It’s time for my tenth Fox News interview in the last four hours.”

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Bondi said it was really easy having her desk moved out of her office and into the Fox News studio being that it was very light from not having any kind of papers, documents, or lists weighing it down.

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