WASHINGTON– With President Donald Trump and his top law enforcement agencies claiming ignorance as to the whereabouts of the Jeffrey Epstein client list, Congress was forced to officially subpoena Pam Bondi’s desk in an effort to find out what happened to the infamous list and where it may be currently hiding.
While sitting behind the witness table, Pam Bondi’s desk was grilled over and over by both Democrat and Republican House members about the Epstein client list as the mahogany government employee sat silent in its chair.
“I demand to know right now what happened to the Epstein client list,” said Republican Jim Jordan after rolling up his sleeves to show that he was serious. “Don’t just sit there silent refusing to answer any of our questions. And just let me remind you, Pam Bondi’s desk, it is a crime to lie to Congress. Only we’re allowed to lie in these hallowed chambers.”
Democrat Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries then threatened Pam Bondi’s desk with contempt of Congress for choosing to just sit there without saying a word as though it were an inanimate object.
“Don’t forget, you’re under oath, Pam Bondi’s desk,” snarled Rep. Jeffries as his fellow Democrats cheered his bravery.
After not receiving the answers they were looking for, Congress then urged the DOJ’s Attorney General Pam Bondi to bring criminal charges against Pam Bondi’s desk. Bondi later explained the criminal charges were on her desk and she would be issuing them very soon.
