CHICAGO, ILLINOIS– With the allegations of racial discrimination against Whites now being investigated by the DOJ, Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson decided to distract everyone from focusing on his anti-white hiring practices by now discriminating against Asians in his administration.
As the DOJ performed their investigation in the mayor’s office, Chicago Mayor Johnson distracted the investigators from his extremely racist actions against White people with even more racist actions against Asians.
“Yeah, I’d never hire one of these damn slant-eyed Asians to work in my administration,” said Chicago Mayor Johnson loudly as he looked around the room from side to side to see if any of the agents were listening. “If there’s one thing I hate more than White people, it’s those yellow Asians. We can’t have no Asians working here doing a diligent job and taking care of everyone. How does that help black folk?”
After the DOJ received numerous complaints of his discriminatory practices against Asians, Mayor Johnson decided to distract from his anti-White and anti-Asian racism by discriminating against handicapped people and started the process by removing all handicapped parking spots, bathrooms, and disabled step ramps.
