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South African President Travels To U.S. To Hunt Down White Afrikaners Who Escaped To America

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Last updated: May 21, 2025 12:35 pm
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South Africa President in United States to meet with Donald Trump about white Afrikaners.
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U.S.– Following forty-nine White Afrikaners fleeing to America to escape the genocide of their people, the president of South Africa Cyril Ramaphosa traveled to the United States to hunt down the refugees and then bring them back home to punish them for not staying and letting themselves get killed.

Once he found out where they were hiding, President Ramaphosa and his henchmen broke down the door to the building where they were temporarily staying and started going from room to room kicking in doors while shouting, “Kill the Boer.”

“Come out, come out, wherever you are,” said President Ramaphosa in singsong as his soldiers laughed and chanted threats. “Who gave you all permission to leave? I did not. You left South Africa before we were able to take all of your things and kill you. That wasn’t very nice of you, and for that you shall be punished.”

The South African president didn’t explain exactly what their punishment would be, but said that it had something to do with the white refugees having all of their stuff stolen, the women raped, and then everyone slaughtered.

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After not being able to locate the white South Africans, President Ramaphosa temporarily called off the search to go meet President Donald Trump in the Oval Office to promise in front of the world that there was no white genocide happening under his government.

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