WASHINGTON– The trade war between the United States and China have escalated exponentially after President Donald Trump responded to President Xi Jinping’s latest reciprocal tariff announcement by placing a 420% tariff on all Chinese bribe money coming into the US intended to buy off corrupt American politicians.
During a White House press conference, Trump signed the executive order to make the very large tariff on China’s bribery business official, joking with news reporters that he has named the 420% imposition of tariffs on the CCP as the Mitch McConnell Personal Enrichment Tax.
“For years, China has been dumping a massive amount of bribe money into our country to our politicians,” said Trump as he held up the signed executive order for everyone to see. “China’s been buying off our Congress members for years. It’s corrupt. It’s sad really. And frankly, I’m sure it has cost our beautiful country many jobs as our stupid, incompetent, corrupt Congress members send our jobs to China or hire illegal aliens.”
Trump noted that now China will be forced to pay a lot more to bribe leaders in the US, saying that at least the country will be bringing in some revenue from all the crooks in Washington selling out the United States to the Chinese Communist Party.
Sources within the CCP have confirmed that China has been preparing for a workaround to avoid Trump’s massive tax on the bribe money given to US politicians by using their vassal state Canada to funnel the money into Congress members’ pockets.
