TURNBERRY, SCOTLAND– In yet another diplomatic mishap for the wildly unpopular British leader, UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer found himself soaring over the Highlands on the outside of President Donald Trump’s Air Force One after his tie got caught in the plane’s door during a high-profile conference at Trump’s Turnberry resort.
The chaos unfolded at Trump Turnberry, where PM Keir Starmer and President Trump were wrapping up a conference on global trade deals, leaving world leaders gobsmacked at the sheer idiocy of the prime minister. As Trump boarded the Boeing 747, Starmer leaned in for a final handshake, accidentally getting his red tie snagged in the plane’s door.
” I looked up and saw Starmer flapping like a seagull stuck in a fish net,” said a groundskeeper who watched the plane from down on the ground. “I looked up when I heard someone up there yelping like a wee little girl. I’m not going to lie, lads, but I got a wee bit of satisfaction watching ole Starmer flailing around on the side of the plane thousands of feet up in the air.”
American news media outlet CNN was quick to air a segment on the incident, accusing Trump of using his Nazi-inspired plane to kill another Muslim world leader.
When reached for comment, Trump said he was unfazed by his accidental co-passenger, addressing reporters mid-flight while Keir Starmer dangled on the outside of the plane like a budget James Bond.
“Keir’s a tremendous guy, but his tie game is weak,” said Trump as he showed reporters his own expensive red tie. “A few minutes ago, I knocked on the window and told Starmer that he’s on Air Force One now. This is the best plane, nobody flies better. I just gave Keir the thrill of his life.”
After Trump’s plane landed in the US, Secret Service immediately arrested Starmer for allegedly trying to hijack the president’s plane. In response to the international crisis, Trump was left with no choice but to bomb the UK prime minister’s Muslim country of England.
