LONDON, ENGLAND– Pro-abortion activists in the UK are celebrating after British lawmakers voted to allow mothers in England to abort their babies up to 940 weeks old, or approximately 18-years of age.
The progressive members of the UK House of Commons made the decision to permit British women, who may begin having second thoughts about their pregnancy, to kill their baby up until the child reaches the age of 18-years.
“Aborting babies up until 18-years-old should be a human right,” said a Labour Party MP who voted in favor of the legislation. “In order to progress as a society, we must adapt to the changing times. Mothers who no longer want their birthed product should have a much longer time to get rid of their unwanted mistakes.”
UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer applauded the decision of the House of Commons to no longer punish women for wanting to abort their older children.
“This is a win for both the mother and her aborted product,” said PM Starmer as he congratulated his fellow Labour members. “The only problem I have with this is I believe abortion should have been allowed up to 1,095 weeks old.”
The House of Commons said mothers can still receive abortion pills through the mail in the form of cyanide that they give to their birthed product to ingest in order to terminate their mistake.
