LONDON, UK– In honor of the US president’s visit to England, UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer greeted President Donald Trump at Heathrow Airport wearing a custom-made red, white, and blue American flag Islamic hijab. The bold fashion statement, described by Downing Street as “both a celebration of the president’s visit and a nod to Starmer’s Muslim faith,” was a signal to the world that the UK has fully been taken over by Sharia law.
The hijab, adorned with the stars and stripes of the American flag, was designed by a prominent London-based Islamic mosque that the prime minister visits every Friday for prayer. Starmer, known for his progressive stance on Muslim relations, told reporters, “Assalamu Alaikum. This isn’t merely a piece of cloth. This is a profound statement about the future of Britain. A future of boundless inclusivity, mutual understanding, and indeed, the total transition to a Muslim nation governed by Sharia law.”
When asked if the outfit was a nod to the UK’s growing Muslim population, Starmer deflected, saying, “This is about unity, not division. I wanted to show both my respect to President Trump with the colors of the US flag, but also my commitment to making Britain less white and hopefully, much less Christian.”
Conservative MP Nigel Farage called the move “a betrayal of British heritage,” while Labour’s Shabana Mahmood praised it as “a powerful symbol of our multicultural future.” Meanwhile, a group of Muslim women in hijabs protested outside Parliament, chanting, “Our hijabs are not your fashion trend! Death to both Britain and America!”
Starmer’s office released a statement assuring the public that the hijab would not impede his ability to host state dinners or negotiate trade deals. “The Prime Minister is fully committed to serving all Britons-unless they’re white, Christian, heterosexual, or actual native Britons,” it read.
After thinking he had mistakenly landed in Iran, Trump immediately reboarded Air Force One and then instructed the Pentagon to nuke the United Kingdom.
