HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA– After putting out countless versions of the hit show Law & Order that dealt mostly with the legal and criminal side of the genre, executives decided to come up with an odd twist to the popular series with their new show titled “Law & Order: Maintenance Unit”.
The new show, which has already garnered massive support from fans and critics alike, deals with the lesser known aspects of law enforcement, mainly the men and women who clean up the messes made by lawyers, law enforcement, judges, etc.
“Maintenance Unit” is set in the beautiful yet dangerous city of Miami, where maintenance workers and janitors are sometimes forced to strip down to their boxers or panties to properly get the job done.
Frank Wrenchman, a newcomer to the acting world, plays rugged Miami-Dade County maintenance worker Mark Duster, a man known for his unique mopping skills and ability to spot crumbs on the floor from many yards away.
Supporting cast includes handsome janitor Gary Broomington, fashion model maid Janice Sweeper, and former Mr. Universe hunk Benny Caulk, whose large biceps have solved many messy scenes.
In one uncomfortable scene from the opening show, Duster and his cohorts are faced with a series of toilet bowl mishaps after several judges are mistakenly given laxatives in their daily coffees instead of their usual mind-altering medications.
Right before Duster strips off his clothes and grabs his mop, he turns to the beautiful Janice Sweeper and says in a brooding tone: “Read my lips, no new waxes.”
“Maintenance Unit” airs at 1 a.m. on Saturdays right after all the other Law & Orders have gone home for the night.
Visitor Rating: 5 Stars
Visitor Rating: 5 Stars