WASHINGTON– After Saudi Arabia ended the 50-year petrodollar agreement with the United States, an incensed President Joe Biden was asked what his response was to the major news and he responded with a very threatening warning by telling the Middle East country to “Don’t.”
While trying to do his usual thing of avoiding press questions, Biden stopped dead in his tracks when a Fox News reporter asked him what his response was to the earthshattering news that Saudi Arabia will now sell oil in multiple currencies which may have a huge impact on the dominance of the US dollar.
With fire in his diapered loins, Biden turned around, scowled menacingly, looked directly into the camera, and in his best Clint Eastwood tough guy stance threatened Saudi Arabia, who have already ended the agreement, by saying, “Don’t.”
Leftwing mainstream media outlets were abuzz over what a take-charge president Biden was with that one scary word, and said that Saudi Arabia must be shaking in their boots at that tough word by the perverted, senile, dementia patient president who can’t even control himself from crapping his pants or fondling an innocent little girl.
The White House doubled down on their “Don’t” threat and said that if Saudi Arabia doesn’t reverse their decision then Biden will be left with no choice but to tell them to “Please don’t.”
